What If Masters Winners Didn't Win Green Jackets??

What else could golf gift them instead of the jacket???

First of all, this is EXACTLY the photo I envisioned when Rory was going to win the green jacket

First of all, very happy for Rory, conquering the illustrious golf Grand Slam by winning the 4 major championships. It is good for golf and the PGA to have Rory win, even if you were like me lowkey rooting for him to have an all-time chokejob after missing the par putt to win it on 18.

As Rory was receiving the green jacket from last year's winner, Scottie Scheffler, it came to me: what if the green jacket wasn't a thing?

Now I won't go completely off the rails here, what the Masters' winner should receive should still be green and something that drapes over the winner's body. I am not a TOTAL LUNATIC that doesn't respect the institution of what Augusta means to the world of golfers.

Now what I want you to preface this by imagining the past winner having to go through the act of putting this article of clothing on the man who just won on national television. Imagine it, it will make the list come to life and more enjoyable :)

Here they are:

1) Masters' Green TIE

I would LOVE to see Scottie Scheffler tie a single windsor knot around Rory's neck, the same way our dads did for us as kids when we had to go to that third aunt's funeral we had no idea who they were.

2) Masters' Green BELT

Imagine a world where Scottie Scheffler is putting this green piece of art through each of Rory's khaki belt loops while Rory cries in celebration of winning the golf Grand Slam? Hang THAT photo in the Louvre!

3) Masters' Green SHOES

You know when you are a kid, you're sitting at the bottom of the stairs, your mommy grabs your foot, slides on your shoes, and ties the laces in bunny ears? GREAT, now imagine that you are Rory McIlroy, your mommy is Scottie Scheffler, and he is doing the loop-da-loop with your laces on the 18th green at Augusta? A sight like no other!

4) Masters' Green SUNGLASSES

Okay, these are actually way too sick not to be giving out already. Augusta, look into this for next year's tournament.

BONUS) Masters' Green BRANDING

Now I would absolutely love if it was a tattoo instead but that is certainly a time sensitive issue that would not be great for tv audiences. Instead, a cow branding of the Masters logo and the year being punctured into the skin of an already crying man full of emotions. PRICELESS!

Also, S/O ChatGPT for the image, they couldn't get one of the actually logo being branded into a human being. And these robots can do anything, yeah right...

COMMENT below what else you would want to see a Masters' champion receive instead of a green jacket

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