My Future Kids Will NOT Have A LeBarbie Doll

Instead of LeBarbie, here are some other athletes that I would rather have my kids be playing with (in doll form of course)...

I am a noted and well documented anti-LeBron guy, but even I have to say it is pretty cool to have your own doll. I bet LeBron has his on his bedside table and every night he kiss LeBarbie and tucks it into its own LeBarbie bed.

Another thing I will say is that Marvel lowkey kinda nailed the look of this doll. I mean for God's sake, we have Marvel nailing the look of an athlete better than anyone who makes statues of players

As I see this piece of breaking news in the sports world, it immediately got me thinking, here are some athletes that if Barbie was to make dolls of them, I would allow my kids to play with them:

This exact size and model of Ovi

Blue Jays' Ben Revere

RayGun in this EXACT pose

Joey Chestnut (hotdogs included)

OBJ with action figure arm movement (and there better be a football glued to his right hand)

The G.O.A.T Ricky Ray

Every Girl's Wet Dream: Ryan Lochte

Bobby Boucher (these should already be manufactured)

Masters' Jim Nantz (with pre-recorded phrases like "Hello Friends" and "A tradition unlike any other"

Hasbulla (life size)

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