25 Things That Made Me As Happy As The Vladdy Extension News

Lots of good news has come across The Boss' life so far...

Let's get right to the point shall we: here is a list of news that's made me AS happy as the Vladdy news that Blue Jays' fans were blessed with last night!

1) When the Oilers were getting Connor McDavid with the 1st overall pick

2) My parents not getting a divorce

3) My uncle Rick and weird Aunt Linda getting one finally

4) When Mom said we were getting Blizzards after the game even after I struck out three times

5) Finding out HR doesn't have access to my search history at work

6) When the pimple on my ass wasn't a cancerous mole

7) When my Dad finally ordered me that torpedo bat for Wednesday night slo-pitch

8) When hot Tiffany from high school matched with me on Tinder and she was only a single mother with 5 small children

9) Anytime they announce the return of the McRib

10) When they announced the in-flight movie is Grown Ups 2 11) When I found out my 2006 Chrysler Sebring came fully loaded with subwoofers in the trunk

12) Finding out Didi Gregorious was the predecessor to Jeter at shortstop

13) When Winners said they were bringing back my favourite Tommy Bahama shirt in my size

14) Finding out the puke from the night before that's on my aunt's Audi Q3 was not me but my cousin Daryl

15) When Earls puts back the buffalo wings on their happy hour menu

16) The homeless guy on my street who tries to touch me gets put in the back of a Crown Vic by Officer Paul

17) When Brazzers has a special one week free offer during the week of Valentine's Day

18) When all the boys agree to dress up as the Dude Perfect crew for Halloween

19) Finding out my Mom's hot friend Meredith is coming over to return our lasagna tray and stay for a couple happy hour cocktails

20) Anytime we get sunlight for longer in the day

21) When my coworker Dale says he's buying Mucho Burrito (drink and side included)

22) When my best friend Lyle had a successful vasectomy reversal surgery

23) The news of finding out that I am just colossally bad at math and the doctor says its not a medical disorder

24) When the CEO of Costco said the $1.50 hot dog and pop deal is NEVER going to be increased (In 2013, former CEO Craig Jelinek approached Sinegal about raising the price of the hot dog combo, but Sinegal reportedly threatened to kill him if he raised the price; FOR THE BOYS MINDSET)

25) The good news of when a customer calls looking to buy a vehicle and actually does buy from me; doesn't end up buying the 2006 Toyota Sienna from the Korean family down the street

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