Make The Elks Fun Again

Take me back to the time where going to Commonwealth to watch the green & gold was exciting...

Our lovely doomsday Elks got pounded once again 32-14 at home in front of a slightly less miserable looking Sunday crowd. I've seen this movie before...

So as I am sitting there enjoying my 5th Canadian Club I thought to myself, how can the Elks make this game more fun for a once proud Edmontonian fanbase? Some answers on here are for the generation that has tailgated every game rain, sleet, or snow since their grandfather before them, and for the generation that has just graduated from Paw Patrol to TikTok feeds.

If you have any ideas or suggestions, feel free to comment below!!

Build An Offence That Scores 50+ Points And A Defence That Surrenders 50+ Points

Who wouldn't want to see a 56-52 ball game on a Sunday afternoon under the beautiful Edmonton skyline? You know the saying "Times heals all wounds"? Well, in this case of the growing depression of our Elks, points will help and tend to our wounds. Best part is, based on last night's game, seems like we are right there on the edge of having the 50+ point surrendered defence.

Half Off Beers After Elks Home Victory

Very self explanatory here. Elks win at home, beer is 50% off next home game. If they lose that next home game, back up to regular price.

Live Elk On The Sideline

Same as Georgia's bulldog, Texas' longhorn, or LSU's tiger, having a live animal on the sideline is not only a cool visual, but could be the start of a "good luck charm" effect.

Celebrity/High Profile Quarterback

Here are some "gettable" options for the Elks' front office to sign:

Johnny Football

Uncle Rico

Air Bud

Tom Brady (if he is in fact not dating Sydney Sweeney or Sofia Vergara) AND if still has that dawg in him, he can turn this Elks' franchise into a Grey Cup dynasty

Russell Wilson

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